That is exactly what I kept repeating last night during "The Bachelor." What is wrong with these women? I am breaking it all down for you, one at a time:
Shannon - OMG! Seriously thank God he got rid of her...she was seriously nuts. And I want to know what exactly she was planning to do with her electric tooth brush...that was a random statement.
Megan - Like that movie coming out - "He's just not that into you." That was totally obvious at the end of her one-on-one time with Jason when she went in for the kiss and he totally didn't. She had a potty mouth that I didn't appreciate.
Lauren - They get crazier by the minute. Did she seriously think that by commanding Jason to give her the rose on the group date that she would actually get it? Then she had the nerve to reprimand him for not giving it to her. Where did these girls learn their etiquette is what I want to know.
Side note - he booted those 3 at the end - he was only supposed to boot 2, but decided that he couldn't lead anyone on for another week if it wasn't there. Good for him!
Nikki - She started to get a little too emotionally distressed during this show, crying all the time. Yeah, it sucks that she was with a guy for 11 years and one morning he decided that he didn't want to marry her, but if she acted anything like she did on this show, I might be able to see why. She was one of the unfortunate ladies to go on the dreaded 2-on-1 date where one girl gets the boot during the date, and she did get the boot.
Stephanie - She is a good person, but still not convinced of the romantic chemistry between her and Jason. She was the lucky girl on the 2-on-1 date who received the rose. But when she talks to Jason, she sound so philosophical with statements like "You have such a beautiful soul." Do guys really like to hear that stuff? Not so sure.
Naomi - Pouter on the group date and first to start crying. Yet she is the one who got to smooch Jason a million times as they were on the set of General Hospital pretending to tape love scenes. Not a fan of hers, but happy that others are gone.
Melissa - Sweet and cute. She cried too last night, but hers wasn't as pathetic as the rest. She and Jason have an obvious connection. Just not sure if she is mature enough to become a mother.
Molly - Her crazy song-writing won her a 1-on-1 date and she got to spend the night with Jason in a tent. There is definitely chemistry there. I don't think that she had to rub in the fact that she got no sleep all night and that she was really tired when she got back to the girls' house.
Jillian - By far my favorite. The only girl during the whole episode who was NOT catty or emotional. Jason seems to be a fan of hers and I am rooting for her to be the last one standing.
I just want to know when DeAnna makes her grand return to the show...I thought that it would have happened by now and previews for next week didn't indicate that it was soon. Can't wait for that drama!